My dad's friends think he's a master carpenter because of all the home improvement projects he starts

but really, he's just a master of finding creative ways to use duct tape and prayer to hold things together

For Father's Day, I wanted to give my dad a gift that perfectly captured his grill-master status and his knack for puns.

So I got him a new spatula, and he immediately flipped a burger and declared, 'This party is really *flippin'* awesome!'

My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.

But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'

I gave my dad a gift card to his favorite hardware store for Father's Day.

He said it was perfect, he needed to buy a new organizer for his existing tool organizers.