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Friday, July 10, 2026

AI-generated illustration for father's day joke: I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
Garage Dad

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

He just sighed, looked at the garage door, and said, 'Honestly? Just 10 minutes alone with the power drill, and maybe to finally figure out where that missing Philips head screwdriver went after the great fence-mending of 2017.'

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