Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

Because it had a vision problem

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout!

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house

Why did the mummy get confused on Halloween night?

He couldn't remember if he was supposed to wrap the candy or unwrap it!