Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was a bloody good cup of coffee.

Why did the werewolf have trouble paying his rent on time?

Because he was always having a hairy month!

Why was the mummy always so good at folding laundry?

Because he had a lot of experience with wraps!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her clients into stone and they never came back for a trim!