Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

Because they always find the sweetest routes!

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout!