Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

So I was at the garden center with my kids, and we saw a beautiful display of flowers and plants. The kids were amazed by all the different colors and smells, and we started learning about the different types of blooms. I asked the gardener what his favorite flower was to grow, and he said it was

the pick of the bunch

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.