I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.

He was the core of the operation.

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.

So I was at the coffee shop this morning, and the barista accidentally spilled some coffee all over the counter. He looked really flustered and apologized profusely.

I told him not to worry, because sometimes you just gotta *espresso* yourself.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.