✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockSaturday, August 8, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Accordion.
Accordion who? Accordion to the weather report, it's going to rain!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody.
Nobody who? Exactly. Why are you talking to the door?
Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.
Maple who? Maple you a favor and open the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Olive.
Olive who? Olive this conversation, it's going nowhere!
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