What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Christmas party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!