Why did the Christmas carolers bring a ladder to the party?

They wanted to hit the high notes

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet