Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!