Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

What do you call Santa's fear of being stuck in chimneys?

Claus-trophobia.

Why did Santa's elves go on a team-building retreat at the North Pole?

To get to the root of their workflow and branch out into new collaborations!