What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party dressed up?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.