Why did the skeleton start a band?

Because he had a killer rhythm and a grave voice!

Why did the mummy refuse to use the tumble dryer at the laundromat?

He was worried he'd unravel all his hard work!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics and they didn't want any more shelf-life issues.

Why did the Invisible Man always struggle to find a new outfit?

Because he could never see himself wearing anything!