Why did the mummy take a break from work?

He was feeling all wrapped up!

Why did the Cyclops get fired from the photography studio?

Because he couldn't see things from more than one perspective.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house