Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Tank who? You're welcome! No, seriously, *tank* you for opening the door; I was starting to lose my *bearing* out here.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Otto.

Otto who? Otto know by now that Otto-matically, I'd bring an out-of-this-world pun like this right to your door!

Knock knock. Who's there? The.

The who? The door, silly! You just opened it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

Pane who? I'm having a window of opportunity to let you in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parenthesis.

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