Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Tank who? You're welcome! No, seriously, *tank* you for opening the door; I was starting to lose my *bearing* out here.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Brush

Brush who? Brush-ing aside the formalities, can I come in?

Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ken.

Ken who? Ken I come in already? It's cold out here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Disguise.

Disguise who? The sky's the limit for wordplay, so prepare for an un-pun-believable groan-fest!

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