๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadFriday, April 3, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He just wants an afternoon at the hardware store with no specific project in mind, just 'inspiration browsing'.
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My dad said for Father's Day, he just wanted one thing.
"An entire afternoon in the garage," he mumbled, "without anyone asking where the spare batteries are."
I asked my dad what he loved most about being a father on Father's Day, and he thought for a moment before saying
it wasn't the teaching, the guiding, or the providing โ it was the fact that I still think he's cool, even when nobody else does.
I asked my dad what his perfect Father's Day morning would be
and he said 'waking up to a quiet house, a full tank of gas in the lawn mower, and no one asking me to fix anything'
I framed a picture of my dad's handyman to-do list for Father's Day
And he said it was the first time someone finally understood his life's work
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