Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a shell-abrate greeting card to its friend.

Why did the monster get detention after trick-or-treating?

He was ghoul-ty of taking too many treats!

Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.