Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle so much with his new IKEA furniture?

He just couldn't get all the 'parts' to come together correctly!

Why did the werewolf go to the library?

Because it was looking for a paws-itive read.

Why did the mummy cancel his plans?

He was all wrapped up!

Why did the zombie go to the prom?

Because he heard it was to die for!