Why don't ghosts like candy corn?

They can see right through it!

Why did the werewolf go to the post office?

Because it needed to paws for a stamp.

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.

Why did the goblin go to the career counselor?

Because it wanted to find a job that was a good fit for its skill set and didn't involve hiding under bridges all day.