I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a huge tank filled with all sorts of fish, including some beautiful goldfish. The kids were amazed by how fast they could swim and how colorful they were. One of the aquarium staff started telling us about the different types of fish and their unique characteristics

and I guess you could say they were having a 'reel' good time explaining it all to us

I was at the beach with my family, building an epic sandcastle with moats, towers, and a big flag on top. As we were finishing up, a strong gust of wind came by and knocked over our masterpiece. My kids were really upset, but I just smiled and told them

don't worry, it's just a grain of sand off our backs!

My wife told me to buy a new calendar.

I told her there was no point, its days are numbered anyway.