I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.