Why did the ghost have trouble at the ATM?

Because he kept phasing right through the keyboard!

Why did the mummy refuse to use the tumble dryer at the laundromat?

He was worried he'd unravel all his hard work!

Why did the Invisible Man always get confused during online meetings?

Because he could never tell if his camera was on or off!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.