Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

Because he wanted to get a second opinion!

What did the vampire say to his dentist after a filling?

You've sucked the pain right out of it

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her clients into stone and they never came back for a trim!