Knock knock. Who's there? Documentation.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Saturday, April 4, 2026

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More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Marmalade.

Marmalade who? Ma'am, I'd like to spread some cheer with a joke that's jam-packed with puns!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock

knock. Who's there? *sigh* Never mind.

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