What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!

Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle with job interviews?

He always had too many loose ends!

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection.