What's a zombie's favorite type of coffee?

Decoffinated!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a shell-abrate greeting card to its friend.

Why did the skeleton skip trick-or-treating?

He didn't have the guts!

Why did the werewolf try to book an appointment at the dog groomer?

He heard they give excellent howl-cuts!