Why did the mummy get so frustrated with his new smartphone?

He kept trying to 'un-wrap' the screen protector, but ended up unraveling himself!

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection.

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout