Knock knock. Who's there? Pecan.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Friday, September 4, 2026

Pecan who? Pecan-der this: it's a nut-terly punishing joke, but I shelled out for the delivery!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Ismael.

Ismael who? Ismael a rat in here, or is this just the *cheesy* aroma of my latest pun-demic?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags, we're going on vacation!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne.

Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!

Knock knock. Who's there? The door.

The door who? The door you just knocked on. It's not a person, it doesn't have a name.

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