What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the North Pole factory implement a "bring your pet to work" day?

The elves needed some re-indeer-forcement.

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out their overtime!