Why did Santa's elves demand better working conditions at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out the long hours

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why was the North Pole's HR department so busy?

They had a lot of elves on the shelf.

Why do parents sometimes feel like they're living in "Home Alone" during the holidays?

Because after the kids help decorate, the entire house becomes a booby trap!