I tried to write a pun about a pencil, but it was pointless.

I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'

So, I was at the bakery this morning, picking up some fresh bread for breakfast. The baker was telling me about how early he has to start every day to get everything ready.

I guess he really kneads his job.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.