I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate.

I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice