Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Monster Mash

Thursday, September 17, 2026

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

More Halloween Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite

Why did the ghost have trouble at the ATM?

Because he kept phasing right through the keyboard!

What do ghosts eat for dessert?

I-scream!

Why did the ghost get so much candy?

Because he kept haunting the best houses!

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