Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Monster Mash

Thursday, September 17, 2026

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

More Halloween Jokes

Why did the jack-o'-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did the trick-or-treater bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house

Why don't pumpkins ever go trick-or-treating?

Because they're afraid of getting smashed!

Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!

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