Knock knock. Who's there? The premise.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Friday, September 18, 2026

The premise who? The premise for a knock-knock joke needs two people, and I'm talking to myself.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Continue.

Continue who? Continue the joke. That's the whole thing. No pun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

Dough who? Dough-n't worry, I knead to come in.

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