Knock knock. Who's there? The premise.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Friday, September 18, 2026

The premise who? The premise for a knock-knock joke needs two people, and I'm talking to myself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Egg

Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good pun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

Candice who? Candice door open? I'm getting board waiting!

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