I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised