So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.

But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.

I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'