Why was the mummy always so good at folding laundry?

Because he had a lot of experience with wraps!

Why did the black cat join a trick-or-treat group?

Because it wanted to purr-fect its costume and get some paws-itive candy

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the Halloween party?

Because it was a gourd time!

Why did Bigfoot get kicked out of the local gym?

He kept disappearing right before leg day!