Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

Why did the witch's cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon go to the post office?

Because it wanted to send a scaled-up package

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!