Why did Medusa have trouble taking selfies?

Every time she tried, she'd just freeze up!

Why did the zombie go to the art museum?

Because he heard it was to die for.

Why did the Kraken get kicked out of the board game café?

He just couldn't play Twister without using all his tentacles!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?

Because he had no body to go with!