Knock knock. Who's there? Axe.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Extra Punny

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Axe who? Axe-actly! I've been axe-pecting you to open up, 'cause I just had an axe-cellent idea for an axe-traordinarily sharp joke!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.

Existential Crisis who? I'm not really sure, because the concept of identity and self is fleeting and meaningless in an infinite universe.

Knock knock. Who's there? I forgot

who? Oh wait, I remember now, but it's not like it matters because I'm just going to forget again anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Taco.

Taco who? Taco 'bout a good time!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nana.

Nana who? Nana your business!

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