Knock knock. Who's there? Wire.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Monday, April 6, 2026

Wire who? Wire you not opening the door?

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.

Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parenthesis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Egg

Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good pun.

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