๐ Father's Day Joke
Classic DadMonday, April 6, 2026
I caught my dad talking to the thermostat again
I guess you could say he's trying to have a degree of control over the conversation
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I wanted to get my dad the perfect Father's Day gift, so I asked him what he really wanted
He said 'just spend the day with me, and don't worry, I'll find a way to make it a memory, even if it's just us watching the game and me falling asleep on the couch'
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
My dad said he didn't need anything for Father's Day.
Ten minutes later, I found him in the garage, 'just finishing up' a project he started back when I was in elementary school.
I got my dad a smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would finally put an end to his temperature tinkering.
Now he just complains that the algorithm isn't as good as his instincts.
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