Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle so much with his new IKEA furniture?

🎃 Halloween Joke

Monster Mash

Sunday, November 1, 2026

He just couldn't get his head around all those 'spare parts'!

More Halloween Jokes

Why did the Cyclops go to the optometrist?

Because it had a vision problem

Why did the mummy quit his job?

He was all wrapped up in his work!

What's a candy's favorite Halloween costume?

A wrapper!

Why did the werewolf go to the DMV?

Because he needed to paws for a license renewal.

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