What did the vampire say to his dentist after a filling?

You've sucked the pain right out of it

Why did Medusa have trouble getting her driver's license photo taken?

Every time she looked at the camera, she froze the picture!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

What's a trick-or-treater's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!