Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

Canoe who? Canoe believe how many puns I can *canoe-dle* into one joke? I'm practically a *canoe-isseur* of wordplay!

Knock knock. Who's there? The author.

The author who? The author who's running out of names for these jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Figs.

Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pixel.

Pixel who? Pixel-fect timing, I just got a new screen!