Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out their overtime!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.