Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

Why did Santa hire a new team for quality control at the North Pole?

He wanted to make sure every gift was present-able.