Why did Santa's elves start a newsletter at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to keep everyone claus-ed in on the latest news

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

Why did the Christmas tree get sent to detention?

It kept pine-ing for attention!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet