Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-spectless

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!