Boomers say they bought a house for the price of a car back in their day.

Now, I can barely afford the gas to drive *to* an open house.

My boss just scheduled a meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting,

and honestly, I think my soul just filed its own resignation.

I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment

So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me

I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy

but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath