๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 15, 2026
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient',
which is like telling someone to 'just breathe' while they're drowning in student loans.
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My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'
when I asked for a raise.
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
I've been trying to practice self-compassion in therapy
but it's hard when my inner critic has a stronger Twitter presence than my inner peace
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
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