Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the deer-ivers of holiday cheer!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?

Because it was feeling a little root-less and wanted to branch out.

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

Because he was outstanding in his field of holiday cheer