Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole union?

Because they wanted to clause for better benefits.