Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the ghost go trick-or-treating by himself?

Because he didn't want to *boo-ther* anyone!

Why did the Goblin apply to be a mailman?

Because he was great at delivering scary letters

Why did the ghost have trouble at the ATM?

Because he kept phasing right through the keyboard!