Why are trick-or-treaters so good at navigating?

Because they always find the sweetest routes!

Why did Frankenstein's monster get kicked out of the library?

Because he kept reanimating the classics.

Why did the witch's cat join a band on Halloween night?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout